A friend of mine just sent me this...

"You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart in a bad way. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop, and no longer regret eating that extra helping of taco bell. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down. And you realize: you were listen to your iPod."