Thursday, March 11, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Robert's Rules of Life #3

If you aren't driving noticebly faster than the car beside you, get out of the fast lane.

Robert's Rules of Life #2

For the men:

When you are using a trough urinal, the object of the game is to relieve your bladder, not to get so close to me that we rub elbows or I can feel your splashback; especially when there is no one else in the bathroom.