Oh my God...

I know I haven't posted in a while but I just had to post this song, with not safe for ANYWHERE lyrics.

I can't stop watching it and laughing.

Delimma #2...

Put up with this drooling angel snoring in your ear, or knee her in the ovary to wake her up and pretend like it was an accident?

Agressive is the new passive agressive. Nothing like a good ovary punch.

One of the Greatest Delimmas We Will Ever Face...

Save the environment, or wipe that one extra time - just to be sure. Call me old fashioned, but I choose to destroy the environment just to make sure I've got that springtime fresh feeling.

Maybe I'm going to hell for that...

It's coming. I can feel the cracks creeping across the surface like a grotesque spider leg eroding away the boundaries of its prison. It wants out... and I'm afraid because I'm not be strong enough to stop It. My spirit is... broken.

I've kept it captive in a purgatory of my own construction, but It's found a seam and soon It will tear through the fabric that separates Its world from mine. It will hunt me down and kill me and replace what once was me with a construction of Its own design.

I write this, not to scare you, but to warn you. If It can reach me, then you are not safe, either. I pray, when the time comes that I become no more than a shell for Its insidious plan, that you will do what you KNOW deep in your heart is your part in this unnatural dance. Release me from being merely a meat-sack marionette in Its hands; I deserve that much. I would do the same for you.

I must go and concentrate. The cracks keep slowly etching along.

It has come to my attention that I haven't posted a blog entry in a while. So, here it is.

That is all.

"But after my digging was done...

I realized that just because you lose doesn't mean that I have won..."

-- The Dutchess & the Duke

I Have A Dream...

Freud would have a field day with me, and the dreams I dream at night. Some of them are downright frightening. I think I might be a Prophet or something.

Last night, I had another one of my crazy dreams. I dreamt that as I was walking around minding my own business, my sinuses and throat filled up with mucus. I was coughing it up all over the place, but I just couldn't get rid of it. Every time I had a brief respite, I filled up again. Eventually my lungs and ears filled up with it; I was choking on my own mucus. I think I even eventually died (which is not the first time that's happened in a dream).

My brain is pretty messed up...

Are you ready to be freaked the eff out... Part 2

I present to you, South America's own Leprechaun - 'the creepy gnome.'

Oh, and here's some Soulja Boy for ya...

My Favorite Seven Albums

In Descending Order:

Artist - Album - Favorite Song off that Album

7. Our Lady Peace - Gravity - Somewhere Out There
6. Lonestar - Lonely Grill - What About Now
5. The Warren Brothers - King of Nothing - What We Can't Have
4. The Lovemakers - Times of Romance - Shake that Ass
3. The Exies - Head for the Door - Splinter
2. Stroke 9 - Cafe Cuts - Vacuum Bag
1. Vertical Horizon - Everything You Want - You're a God

You want to be freaked the eff out?

Here ya go.... I know I should be probably talking about the triumph of the human spirit here, but......... I'm not. That's just unnatural.

I know to you it might sound strange...

But I wish that it would rain.

A little ditty...

Sittin' in my car,
Outside IBM,
Gonna be a boring day.

Thinkin' fat rhymes,
While I'm staring at dimes,
Showin' off the T 'n' A.

It's fun being in meetings all day...

The subject says it all.

Blogging from my phone...

I think I'm going to love blogging from my Motorola Q. Although, it's probably going to lead to some blogs about crap I shouldn't talk about. Oh well, such is the nature of technology. It shortens the distance between people, no matter how far they are apart, and gives everyone a voice on any topic... even topics they should probably keep quiet.

Another late night...

Here I am again, lying here in bed, trying fruitlessly to get to sleep. I don't know why in the hell insomnia strikes me sometimes like this, but when it does, it hits like a mother (and mine happens to be a bitch). So, I decided to try and post to my blog from my new Motorola Q.

I hate the fact sometimes that I have such a strained relationship with my mom. I wish to God that things weren't so messed up between us. Oh well, that's the way it is when one side refuses to acknowledge the fact that the other isn't a 12 year old boy that they can boss around anymore.

It's very sad to me that things can't be better. Oh well, that's how life is sometimes. You just have to play with the hand that was dealt ya.

It was bound to happen...

I wish I could have called this, and I vary easily could have, but it seems like the movie Blindness has certain people in an uproar. Those people, of course, are the blind (Link to io9 article). It amazes me at how easily some people can get their panties in a wad over something this trivial; a group of people, who I might add, are obviously not the target demographic, seeing as how they can't see the movie anyway. Blindness advocates are upset that the movie portrays the victims of the epidemic (that causes people to go blind) as monsters to be herded around, which sounds like a valid argument, until you rub a few brain cells together. Let's see... a sudden epidemic that strikes for no explainable reason... no one knows what caused it and if it's contagious... I know I would herd thim up and quarantine them, until someone actually figures out what's going on.

People fail on so many levels.

Great way to start the day...

No better way of start the day than by running around fixing a bunch of bugs.

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Atlanta-Carolina...

Maybe I should stop watching football games. Every time I do watch one, the team I root for gets its ass kicked.

Georgia-Alabama

I waited a day to post about the Georgia-Alabama game because I couldn't quite figure out how to say what I thought. So I decided to draw exactly how I felt.

Oh well. Hopefully the Atlanta Falcons can win today's game against the Panthers. They're down 7-6 right now.

P.S.: Oh my freakin' lord! I always wanted one of these!

Florida just lost. My day just got even better.

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Oh Noes!

Oh Noes!

Stephanie has gotten into playing Paper Mario: the The Thousand Year Door again, so that means I probably won't see my T.V. for a while. She claims she isn't a nerd, but she's slowly converting to the dark side.

Questions to Ponder...

Is it totally wrong to gloat that you smacked your wife around at a game of Monopoly Express? 2 outta 3 games definitely isn't bad...

A test of my mobile prowess...

Just a test to see if this will actually work for me.

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